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"It's all about the bacon." Jesus Christ, Lamb, The Gospel According to Biff. "THEY'RE ON OUR RIGHT, THEY'RE ON OUR LEFT, THEY'RE IN FRONT OF US, THEY'RE BEHIND US: THEY CAN'T GET AWAY FROM US THIS TIME." "Chesty" Puller at the Chosin Reservoir. “Come on you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?!” Gunnery Sergeant Dan Daly at the WWI battle of Belleau Wood.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

The Quran, Episode One

I am about halfway through the Koran, or Quran, or whatever. My findings: Mohammed was a shyster and an amateur poet. The Psalms, any one of them, beats this guy's "Sura"s into the dust. His history is laughable, his recital of Jewish mythology is discombobulated, and he is a major doofus, who could only have risen to a position of respect in a backwater society of illiterates and murderers.

I will follow up with substantiation. The Q'u'r'a'n, regardless where you put the apostrophes, ought to embarass any society that called this their highest accomplishment.

Here is a recent photo of Bill reading the Q'u'r'a'n.



If Bill had sold used camels in the 7th century, anno Domine, he would have been sold down the river.

2 Comments:

At 5:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I shaved off the facial hair long ago. Only major league ballplayers, record store clerks and suburban daddies who don't get it are still wearing goatees. Oops, does that include our esteemed moderator?

Bill

 
At 12:14 AM, Blogger MontJoie said...

Again, Bill, I say "What?"

 

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