Wisconsin Democrats Vote to Impeach Bush

Dairyville, WI, -- AP Democratic officials in this midwestern state voted overwhlemingly along party lines this weekend to IMPEACH BUSH! Among the high crimes and misdemeanors alleged against CHIMPY MCBUSHITLER! are

"1) lying to the American people; 2) Not telling the American people the truth about anything, ever; 3) Lying about the war in Iraq; 4) withholding the truth about the war in Iraq; 5) quite arguably and most likely complying with national law and presidential precedent in conducting wiretaps of foreign telephone calls without subpoenas; 6) Oh no, wait. Ummmmmmm Lying about subpeona-less wiretaps; 7) looking like a CHIMP, and a stupid one at that, and; 8) Lying all the time about everything even though he's too stupid to make anything up so it's real ROVEHITLER who's lying about everything because he's obviously putting every word into CHIMPY MCLYINGBUSHWIMP'S mouth."

The Act, entitled the "BRING THAT LYING CHIMP TO JUSTICE! Act" has no national effect, of course, but the law did immediately make it retroactively illegal for Wisconsin politicians to lie to their constituents. Twenty-seven Democratic state senators and 38 Democratic state congressmen were immediately arrested under the new law. Republican legislators quickly vacated the state, laughing.