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"It's all about the bacon." Jesus Christ, Lamb, The Gospel According to Biff. "THEY'RE ON OUR RIGHT, THEY'RE ON OUR LEFT, THEY'RE IN FRONT OF US, THEY'RE BEHIND US: THEY CAN'T GET AWAY FROM US THIS TIME." "Chesty" Puller at the Chosin Reservoir. “Come on you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?!” Gunnery Sergeant Dan Daly at the WWI battle of Belleau Wood.

Monday, March 20, 2006

Convert from Islam Could get death sentence in Afghanistan

Do you hear the outrage from the Moderate Muslim Community? Yeah, neither do I. How about from the Presbyterian Church! Surely they're outraged. Oh no, wait, they're too busy meeting with Hamas. Why doesn't the US government say anything about this kind of thing, or at least offer the guy asylum?

Here is a recent photograph of the unfortunate man:












In other news, the Vatican, taking a procedural cue from the Mormons, revises its verdict on the Crusades back to "like 'em."

Vatican likes the Crusades again

Here is a recent photo of a Mormon:

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