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"It's all about the bacon." Jesus Christ, Lamb, The Gospel According to Biff. "THEY'RE ON OUR RIGHT, THEY'RE ON OUR LEFT, THEY'RE IN FRONT OF US, THEY'RE BEHIND US: THEY CAN'T GET AWAY FROM US THIS TIME." "Chesty" Puller at the Chosin Reservoir. “Come on you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?!” Gunnery Sergeant Dan Daly at the WWI battle of Belleau Wood.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

I don't think they mean it like "Painting the Town Red," Somehow

Apparently the top Iranian cleric, Ayatollah Sump'm ali Sump'm told the former president of Spain in 2001 that Iran's goal is to "set Israel alight." Read for yourself:

Iran wants to set Israel alight

Oh, and another thing. Whenever I hear a Muslim (Muh zlim) tell me that the Koran (Ka ran) is pronounced "Kiu rahn" or Islam (Iz lam) is pronounced "Ee slahm" and Muslim "Moo slem", I want to ask, "in what language?" Because I speak English, and in my language it's Muh-zlim, Ka-ran, and Iz-lam.

Here is a recent photo of the Ayatollah

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