Stupid Fatwah Monday! "If he accepts Islam again, then fine otherwise he will be killed."

Ladles and Jellyspoons, for your enjoyment; a definitive explanation about why it's okay to kill apostates!

En Joie!

If he accepts Islam again, then fine otherwise he will be killed.

Is Islam the most ridiculous (i.e. "worthy of ridicule") religion in the history of Man, or can you think of another? We'll get into why "ridiculous" is correct in the next umpteen installments.

Here is a recent photo of an apostate.