Stupid Fatwah Monday! No Red Lobster for you, Achmed!

Obviously, since lobsters and shrimp don't have spines but live in the ocean, you can't eat them. I mean, really. C'mon, it's so obvious. Who could argue with such iron clad reasoning? Clearly the Arabs have a superior civilization.

Fish with no spines are forbidden

Okay, so far what, no shorts, no pants below the ankle, no beer, no bikinis, no Savior ... just what is it that attracts people to this religion?

Now, sing along with me: (To the tune of "Amazing Grace")

Lobsters don't have spines
but they live in the ocean,
nor do shrimp, and they do,
too.

So, clearly you can't eat them,
because Allah says so,
But chopping off infidels'
heads, that's cool.

Is this the dumbest religion ever?
Gee I don't really know!
Let's ask the guy over there selling
Surf and Turf, Oops, he said, yes it really
is a stupid religion.

Mont Joie!

Here is a recent photo of the Imam issuing this week's Stupid Fatwah!