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Monday, May 22, 2006

Stupid Fatwah Monday!

This one, combined with the last stupid fatwah, is priceless. Of course (given the last stupid fatwah) you aren't allowed to argue with the Imams when they say Adam was created "as is" with no evolution, yadda yadda yadda. Here's the Adam fatwah:

No evolution in Islam


Obviously, this same complaint applies to Christian fundamentalists, who, in my view, are equally stupid for accepting as literal truth the FIRST HALF of the creation story (which, reading the second half makes it clear this is not a literal story but something else) instead of listening to the Jews (who wrote the damned thing after all) about what these stories mean in a much different sense -- and a sense which speaks -- to me -- volumes about human nature that are completely lost in a literal view of it. Um. Forgot where I was going here. Anyway. A pox on both their houses. Nyaa. Adam is a fiction. Mohammed was wrong. PPPPllllppppptttt.

Ill get to this in detail when I get around to my next Koran criticism.

Here is recent photo of the Imam issuing his stupid fatwah:

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