Allah Captured; Al Queda Folds!

Bahgdad, Iraq -- AP

Iraqi police Monday captured the mongrel god Allah in a hideout 30 miles south of the capital city in a daring morning raid. The scent of cooking bacon led American troops to the spot where the plush "god" was hiding out in a porn-movie theatre-slash-gay bar. Here is a recent photo of the arrest:



Allah was busy puzzling over all of the weird contradictions in his Koran when American troops swept in and nabbed Him.

In response to the arrest, Al Queda Not-In-Iraq announced its dissolution.

"He was dressed in a plush pig suit, for Allah's sake," said Al Queda Not-In-Iraq spokesman Abu Ali Wadi Hibiscus. "I've got to stop saying that. How aobut this. "Jesus H. Christ, He was dressed in a plush pig suit. We give up."