The Koran, Part 5 (b)(3)(D)(iii)

Apparently God doesn't understand the Christian doctrine of the Trinity. At least, if that's who was giving these words to our Favorite Medieval Tribal Warlord.

"And Behold! Allah will say: "O Jesus the son of Mary! did you say unto men 'Take me and my mother for two gods beside Allah?" He will say 'Glory to You! never could I say what I had no right to say!" yadda yadda yadda. Surah 5 v. 116

Anyway, Mary is not part of the "three gods" of Christianity, but apparently either Allah or Mohammed were really mixed up about this. It's a difficult concept, to be sure, but you'd think God'd get it.

Hmm. Is this God talking or a pissed off warlord?

"The Bedouin Arabs are the worst inunbelief and hypocrisy, and the most fitted to be in ignorance of the command which Allah has sent down to his Messenger" yadda yadda yadda. Surah 9 v. 97.

Maybe this is why the Bedouins help Israel?

Okay -- That's enough for now.