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"It's all about the bacon." Jesus Christ, Lamb, The Gospel According to Biff. "THEY'RE ON OUR RIGHT, THEY'RE ON OUR LEFT, THEY'RE IN FRONT OF US, THEY'RE BEHIND US: THEY CAN'T GET AWAY FROM US THIS TIME." "Chesty" Puller at the Chosin Reservoir. “Come on you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?!” Gunnery Sergeant Dan Daly at the WWI battle of Belleau Wood.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Stupid Koran Day!

Surah 23:62 "On no soul do we place a burden greater than it can bear."

A lot of people think the Bible says something like this, i.e., "God will not give you more pain than you can endure." Well, it doesn't say that. And the implication, that the source of pain is God, is blasphemous. God created the universe, monkeys came along, then people, etcetera etcetra etcetera. Somehow (this is pretty easy for me to understand) the first humans rebelled against God and screwed things up; I leave out many details, but the gist is the same. Pain came from THAT, not from God.

In short, Surah 23:62 is not only bullshit, it is blasphemous bullshit. Not so great for the "Word of God," eh?

Here's one more for the record as long as I have my Koran open:

"No son did Allah beget, nor is there any god along with Him (if there were many gods), behold, each god would have taken away what he had created, and some would have lorded it over others! Glory to Allah! He is free from the sort of things they attibute to Him!"

A) Huh?

B) Okay, Allah and Jesus are not connected. Make of that whatever you will.

C) Mohammed needed a short course in the Trinity.

To our 1400 year grief, Mohammed did not get that course. Christians and Jews must unite to crush these people and thier religion.

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