The Stupid Koran

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But the Word from Me will come true, "I will fill Hell with Jinns and Men together. Taste you then -- for you forgot the Meeting of this Day of yours, and We too will forget you--- taste you the chastisement of Eternity for your [evil] deeds."

Surah 32:13-14

What a blowhard.

Oh, here's a nice one. Background: Mo was trying to esplain to his followers why he could have more than four wives, including his dead brother's wife, and pretty much any chick he chose. Remember, this is supposedly straight from the lips of God:

O Prophet! We have made lawful to you your wives to whom you have paid their dowers; and those whom your right hand possesses out of the captives of war whom Allah has assigned to you [slaves, ed.]: and daughters of your paternal uncles and aunts, who migrated with you: and any believing woman who gives herself to the Prophet if the Prophet wishes to wed her; -- this only for you, and not for the Believers at large; We know what We have appointed for them as to their wives and the capitives whom their right hands possess [slaves, ed.]: in order that there should be no difficulty for you. And Allah is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.

Surah 33:50

Convenient.

Finally -- straight from the Lips of Allah! -- a parable, which is not a parable:

Allah puts forth a parable -- a man belonging to many partners at variance with each other, and a man belonging entirely to one master: are those two equal in comparison? Praise be to Allah!, but most have no knowledge.

Surah 39:29

As far as parable telling? Jesus kicks Allah's ass 42 to 3. That ain't a parable, and not only that, it makes no sense. And this, folks, is the Arab nation's highest literary achievement. Pretty sad, eh?