El Newsamos

Eleven missing 30-year-old Egyptian college students go missing, 24 Amish Muslims are arrested in Britain for plotting to blow up a dozen airliners, Iranian troops are found among the (yay!) dead Hezbollah “guerillas” in southern Lebanon, the Council for American Islamic Relations (CAIR) has its collective turban in a bunch because President Bush called our enemy (which they are) “Islamic fascists,” (which they are), and August 22, the anniversary of Mohammed’s hallucinatory flight to heaven, when the President of Iran expects the Hidden Imam to rise from his Hidey-Hole in Qom, Iran (why don’t we just nuke that place?), is approaching .

None of these events are related.