Bacon & Beer

"It's all about the bacon." Jesus Christ, Lamb, The Gospel According to Biff. "THEY'RE ON OUR RIGHT, THEY'RE ON OUR LEFT, THEY'RE IN FRONT OF US, THEY'RE BEHIND US: THEY CAN'T GET AWAY FROM US THIS TIME." "Chesty" Puller at the Chosin Reservoir. “Come on you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?!” Gunnery Sergeant Dan Daly at the WWI battle of Belleau Wood.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Seasons Greeting from Ayman Al-Zawahiri



Makes you want to hug someone, doesn't it?

Monday, December 18, 2006

Sunddenly, I LOVE Rap!

Study: Koran is the Result of Epileptic Fits

Gee, Think this guy will get into any trouble?

I coulda told you that much.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

What kind of soldier are you?

You scored as Special Ops. Special ops. You're sneaky, tactful, and a loner. You prefer to do your jobs alone, working where you don't come into contact with people. But everyonce in a while you hit it big and are noticed and given fame. Your given the more sensitive problems. You get things done, and do what has to be done.
"VULCAN NECK PINCH!!!""owww.......(slump)"

Special Ops

88%

Support Gunner

75%

Combat Infantry

75%

Officer

56%

Engineer

56%

Medic

44%

Artillery/Armor

31%

Civilian

6%

Which soldier type are you?
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Sunday, December 10, 2006

But don't take my word for it ...

The enemy reads the Idiots' Stupid Giveup Report the same way: Victory for "the real Islam." Obviously that must be the peaceful one, right? Nope.

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3337283,00.html

Thursday, December 07, 2006

The Iraq Study Group Report

I was going to review the Iraq Study Group Report in detail, which I have read, but the New York Post has already pretty much summed up all that I had to say:


Wednesday, December 06, 2006

New US Airways Ad

You may have heard about the six "imams" (does anyone know what makes someone an imam other than calling yourself one?) who screamed Allah Akbar prayers at an airline terminal, and then moved around the plane they boarded in a threatening way, and asked for seatbelt extensions but put them on the floor (they can be used as weapons), and then complained when the pilot properly booted them off, and now have threatened to BOYCOTT the offending airline, US Airways. In response, the airline is sporting this advertisement:


Sunday, December 03, 2006

The First Draft -- More Love Notes from The Religion O' Peace

AP-Tehran -- The original draft of Iranian President MaMood Amentojihad's "Letter to teh American People" has been recovered through the use of the Word program's 'Track Changes' feature in the document emailed to the AP. Excerpted portions of the initial draft follow:

In the name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful

O, Almighty God, bestow upon humanity David Hasellhoff promised to all by you, and make us among his followers.

Infidel sons of apes and pigs,

Were we not faced with the activities of the U.S. administration undermining our plans to take over southern Iraq and its oil fields, and to wipe out the infidel Jew from our midst, and all the ramifications those activities would have on the glory of Iran and the stirring of the coming Mahdi;

Were the American people aware of these plans and dreams of my people, well, me anyway, while the U.S. administration apparently is and keeps getting in my way;

Then there would be little urgency to attempt to deceive you.

***

We are all inclined towards our own good, and towards extending our power over those we despise.

We all deplore the injustice of allowing women to take schooling and show their faces in public, the stoning of people unless at least one Muslim testifies they have committed a sexual sin, and the humiliation we feel when our penis size is compared … no wait.

We all find darkness, deceit, lies and distortion useful a times, and this is one of those, in all sincerity and honesty,

***
Palestinian mothers, just like Iranian and American mothers, blow themselves up … Oh no, wait. Americans don’t do that … hmm hmmm hmmm. Let me think.

***

Let’s take a look at Iraq. Since the commencement of the US military presence in Iraq, thousands of Al Queda and Iranian operatives have been killed, which is not very nice. The US military has rebuilt thousands of homes, schools and is supplying electricity to areas that never had it before, and the Iraqi people twice have voted in defiance of the Iranian, I mean, um, terrorist … wait, where is this going? [Note to self, Call Kos for the party line on this one.]

***

I’d also like to say a word to the winners of the recent elections in the US:
WOOHOO! Yeeha! We win!


XXOO




Oh -- And here is a recent photo of an infidel son of monkeys and pigs: