The First Draft -- More Love Notes from The Religion O' Peace

AP-Tehran -- The original draft of Iranian President MaMood Amentojihad's "Letter to teh American People" has been recovered through the use of the Word program's 'Track Changes' feature in the document emailed to the AP. Excerpted portions of the initial draft follow:

In the name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful

O, Almighty God, bestow upon humanity David Hasellhoff promised to all by you, and make us among his followers.

Infidel sons of apes and pigs,

Were we not faced with the activities of the U.S. administration undermining our plans to take over southern Iraq and its oil fields, and to wipe out the infidel Jew from our midst, and all the ramifications those activities would have on the glory of Iran and the stirring of the coming Mahdi;

Were the American people aware of these plans and dreams of my people, well, me anyway, while the U.S. administration apparently is and keeps getting in my way;

Then there would be little urgency to attempt to deceive you.

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We are all inclined towards our own good, and towards extending our power over those we despise.

We all deplore the injustice of allowing women to take schooling and show their faces in public, the stoning of people unless at least one Muslim testifies they have committed a sexual sin, and the humiliation we feel when our penis size is compared … no wait.

We all find darkness, deceit, lies and distortion useful a times, and this is one of those, in all sincerity and honesty,

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Palestinian mothers, just like Iranian and American mothers, blow themselves up … Oh no, wait. Americans don’t do that … hmm hmmm hmmm. Let me think.

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Let’s take a look at Iraq. Since the commencement of the US military presence in Iraq, thousands of Al Queda and Iranian operatives have been killed, which is not very nice. The US military has rebuilt thousands of homes, schools and is supplying electricity to areas that never had it before, and the Iraqi people twice have voted in defiance of the Iranian, I mean, um, terrorist … wait, where is this going? [Note to self, Call Kos for the party line on this one.]

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I’d also like to say a word to the winners of the recent elections in the US:
WOOHOO! Yeeha! We win!

XXOO

Monkeyboy Amentojihad

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Oh -- And here is a recent photo of an infidel son of monkeys and pigs: