New -- Cultural Guilt Offsets Available!
Do you belong to an oppressive culture that senselessly and illegally wages war all around the globe just to satisfy the lust and greed of Oil Barons and War-Mongering Multinational Corporations?
Are you wracked by the guilt of being all or partially Caucasian when that race has done nothing for Hupersonkind in the past thousand years and more than spread war, disease, pestilence, lies, filth and hatred, like greedy wolves feeding on the wealth and peacefulness of indigenous (not-Caucasian) racess all over the globe?
Are you and your friends ashamed of your society's gun-totin' madness, its insulting of others' feelings in the name of so-called 'free speech' (yet another Caucasian straw man), its insane insistence on 'self-defense' and other murderous inanities? Well, then you and your friends will rejoice in this announcement!
NEW - From the makers of Carbon Offsets(TM), Cultural Guilt Offsets are now available for a low, introductory price $19.95 per month! Just Click on the Paypal link below, and rest easy in the knowledge that your money is going toward eradicating evil Anglo-Saxon influences across the globe through the vigorous efforts of our crack team of anti-Anglo-Saxon-Influence Specialists (me). For just another $5 per month, you will be entitled to buy various Anglo-Saxon influence reducing bumper stickers from other online stores, including "Envision World Peace," "Get Your Laws Off My Body," and "Death to America."
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