Bible Study

There is - apparently - quite a controversy out there over the meaning of the word "Theophilus," which is the first word in Luke's Gospel. This controversy can now be laid to rest thanks to my in-depth research, which reveals as follows.

Theophilus means "that particular ophilus." Similarly, "anophilus" means, "one ophilus, but not any particular ophilus." "Thoseophiluses" means "that group of ophiluses in particular." And "themthereophiluses" means "you are talking about ophiluses in rural Mississippi."

You may now return to your regularly scheduled Bible study. Thank you.