You say "Tomato," I say "Fruit in a Burkha"

Islam is a parody of itself.

"American commanders cite al-Qaida's severe brand of Islam, which is so extreme that in Baqouba, al-Qaida has warned street vendors not to place tomatoes beside cucumbers because the vegetables are different genders, Col. David Sutherland said."

You can't make this crap up -- 4th paragraph