Bacon & Beer

"It's all about the bacon." Jesus Christ, Lamb, The Gospel According to Biff. "THEY'RE ON OUR RIGHT, THEY'RE ON OUR LEFT, THEY'RE IN FRONT OF US, THEY'RE BEHIND US: THEY CAN'T GET AWAY FROM US THIS TIME." "Chesty" Puller at the Chosin Reservoir. “Come on you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?!” Gunnery Sergeant Dan Daly at the WWI battle of Belleau Wood.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Stupid Fatwah Monday! "Holy Fashion Gaffe, Batman!"

God will not talk to you if your pants go below the ankles. Infidel bastards! Or, in the inestimable word for the Koran', "losers." That's so poetic I just want to kill somebody.

God Loves Flood Pants

Here is a recent photo of the Imam issuing his Fatwah:

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