Stupid Koran Parable Contest!

Go ahead! You can do it. Just look at some of the posts below for "parables" from the Koran, and then make up your own! A parable is a concise, fictional story with a moral meaning, sometimes skillfully hidden. But NOT IN THE KORAN! Heck, in the Koran a parabnle can be just about any stupid thing!

I'll get you started:

The way of those who do not believe is like a palm tree by the dry river bed; and Allah knows best.

Okay, that's not so funny, but you get the picture. How about this?

The believers are like sand chiggers on the rectum of a balding she-camel; if only they understood!

Now I'm rockin'!

A plate of bacon and a nine-year old wife; are these equal in comparison? Allah knows.

Woo Hoo! Now it's your turn. Go get 'em, guys!