Muslim Outrage at Saddam's Decapitation

AP -- Baghdad

Muslims here in Baghdad staged massive protests today over the above pictured decapitation of former Iraqi President Saddam Hoodat.

"I am massively outraged," said Mohammed Al-Wuzzahwuzzah, referring to the execution of Hoodat, who personally ordered the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Iraqi Kurds and Shi'ites, the rape and torture of thousands of otherwise innocent Iraqis, and sent millions of Iraqis to their deaths in the Iraq-Iran war. "This is a travesty of human injustice."

"I was also really pissed about those cartoons," Al-hoody-hoody said. Get a frickin' name, wouldja?

"Oh, wait," said Al-zippidee-doodah, "That's just an innocent cow. Never mind."