New Impeachment Strategery

AP -- Democratic National Committee Chair Howard YEEEAAARG Dean announced to day that the DNC will seek the impeachment of President George W. Bush using the services of Wiccan and Voodoo priestesses to undermine Bush's karma and make his chakras go all higgeldy-piggeldy.
"YEEEAAARG!" said Dean, who has given up making intelligible statements after realizing he never was going to live down the "yeeaaarg" thing.
Former vice president and acting stand-in double for the Planet Earth at his oft-snowed-in Global Warming conferences, Al Gore, commented, "Hey, that's exactly how we came up with the evidence for Global Warming! Great! Why do you guys always capitalize Global Warming?"
Former president and acting stand-in-double for a Mad-Cow-disease-infected traitor to Christendom, Jimmah "the Rabbit" Carter, said he applauded the multi-faith efforts to unseat President Bush.
"Mebah we could geeyit some uh them Jeeyoos to take the blood from the Christian kids they usually use for matzos and have them sprinkle it on the voodoo dolls," Carter said.

Democrats adopt new strategy for Bush Impeachment