98 Percent of Americans are not War Strategists

A new poll released today found that 98 percent of registered American voters are not military strategist, political experts or military historians. Poll watchers wondered whether these facts had anything to do with other poll news yesterday, in which it was revealed that 58 percent of Americans "want the troops out of Iraq in 2008."

"Seems to me," said one poll watcher, "that today's poll numbers indicate that a good number of those asserting yesterday that they troops should leave Iraq actually have no knowledge on which to base their opinions."

Democratic strategist and National Committee Chair Howard Dean commented that "YEEEARRRRRGH! Who needs knowledge? We got emotion! YEEARRRRGH!"